jabbathehawt

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valiumpoetics:

wilwheaton:

MY SISTER MY DAUGHTER MY SISTER MY DAUGHTER

the noise i just made is not even describable

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catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

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"The majority of the productive work done by the human race is, in fact, unwaged labor performed under duress by women and children. Not only raising crops and providing cooking, laundry, cleaning and sexual services to men, but in maintaining a community and reproducing physically and socially the next generation of workers, women’s unwaged labor is such an absolute necessity to male society that it is considered part of Nature along with forests and oceans and rainfall. The rightful bounty of men to share and fight over. All waged labor rests upon the greater foundation of women’s unwaged labor."

Night-Vision: Illuminating War & Class on the Neo-Colonial Terrain, Butch Lee and Red Rover (pg159)

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ginger-fad:

Lmfao.

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Ryan Gosling on the MPAA’s decision to give Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating over its inclusion of an oral sex scene. (x)

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lotsalipstick:

Steve Harvey’s face omg

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i hope all the wrinkles i ever get are from my ridiculous orgasm face

trekgate:

Ode to Spot - Data

“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.”

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this is what i woke up to

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